the prettiest star

Laugh now, but one day we'll be in charge.

Monday, May 9

Also utterly pointless.

I just made a massive apple and cinnamon cake and ate half of it. It hadn't even cooled down yet. Wow, that shit was yummy.

I opened the door to my kitchen and someone's blokey piece was there in his pants. He looks like Miranda's neighbour ex, Robert ( sex and the city). I think I came there and then!

Why aren't there more men walking around in their underwear in this world?

Since discovering I have a ceiling mirror it's been haunting me. As I type, I can see myself in my pyjamas. It's like being on Big Brother.

I have far too much time on my hands.