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Saturday, March 12

I live with a malaysian arsonist.

I promise, I swear down, this is the last bitch about my flatmate. But, what the hell did I do in a past life that was so bad? I am trying to have an early night, and in my innocence decide to do some washing. BIG mistake! Someone put their rubber bathmat in the dryer. Hmm, I wonder who would be thick enough to ignore a sign the size of Australia that says ‘DO NOT PLACE RUBBER OR PLASTIC IN THE DRYER’? What, in the name of all that is holy, goes on in her head?! Did she not notice the stench of burning fibres coming from the dryer? How about the smoke?

Message to CMF: I’d sleep with one eye open if I were you…